Easy way to tell the temperature
60 | Californians put their sweaters on.
50 | Miami residents turn on the heat.
45 | Vermont residents go to outdoor concert.
40 | You can see your breath, | Californians shiver uncontrollably, | Minnesotans go swimming.
35 | Italian cars don't start.
32 | Water freezes.
30 | You plan your vacation in Australia.
25 | Ohio water freezes, | Californians weep pitiably, | Minnesotans eat ice cream, | Canadians go swimming.
20 | Politicians begin to talk about the homeless, | New York City water freezes, | Miami residents plan vacation farther south.
15 | French cars don't start, | Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you.
10 | You need jumper cables to get the car going.
5 | American cars don't start.
0 | Alaskans put on T-shirts.
-10 | German cars don't start, | Eyes freeze shut when you step outside.
-15 | You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo, | Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects, | Miami residents cease to exist.
-20 | Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you, | Politicians actually do something about the homeless, | Minnesotans shovel snow off roof, | Japanese cars don't start.
-25 | Too cold to think, | You need jumper cables to get the driver going.
-30 | You plan a two week hot bath, | Swedish cars don't start.
-40 | Californians disappear, | Minnesotans button top button, | Canadians put on sweater, | Your car helps you plan your trip South.
-50 | Congressional hot air freezes, | Alaskans close the bathroom window.
-80 | Polar bears move South, | Green Bay Packer (and Buffalo Bills) fans order hot | cocoa at the game.
-90 | Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
-100 | Hell freezes over, Obama resigns.